"You Know You're A Physics Student If..."
    Provided by the Physics department at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute .

    You Might Be A Physics Student If...

    • ...you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
    • ...you've actually used every function on your graphing calculator.
    • ...you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says "EXIT".
    • ...you know vector calculus but can't remember how to do long division.
    • ...you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
    • ...you consider any non-science course "easy".
    • ...you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat death of the Universe.
    • ...when your Professor asks where your homework is, you claim to have accidently determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg, it could be anywhere in the Universe.
    • ...you assume that a horse is a sphere in order to make the math easier.

    And the number one indication that you might be a physics student is...

    • ...you have no life - and you can prove it mathematically.