You Might Be A Physics Student If...

...you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
...you've actually used every function on your graphing calculator.
...you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says "EXIT".
...you know vector calculus but can't remember how to do long division.
...you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
...you consider any non-science course "easy".
...you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat death of the Universe.
...when your Professor asks where your homework is, you claim to have accidently determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg, it could be anywhere in the Universe.
...you assume that a horse is a sphere in order to make the math easier.

And the number one indication that you might be a physics student is...

...you have no life - and you can prove it mathematically.